What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:58

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Ford Stock Rises After Strong May Sales. The Pain Is Coming. - Barron's
No go.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Scientists stunned to see humpback whales trying to send messages to humans - BBC Wildlife Magazine
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Astronomers stunned as giant planet challenges what we know about space - The Independent
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Neurosteroids identified as potential therapy for treatment-resistant depression - Medical Xpress
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Still no good
How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Astronomers Just Discovered One of the Fastest Jets Ever in a Radio-Quiet Galaxy - The Daily Galaxy
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
"Brokeback Mountain" broke hearts on the big screen, and it's back to do it again - Salon.com
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
How scientists discovered 200-million-year-old species thought to be extinct - MSN