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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Ford Stock Rises After Strong May Sales. The Pain Is Coming. - Barron's

No go.

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Scientists stunned to see humpback whales trying to send messages to humans - BBC Wildlife Magazine

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Astronomers stunned as giant planet challenges what we know about space - The Independent

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Neurosteroids identified as potential therapy for treatment-resistant depression - Medical Xpress

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Still no good

How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Astronomers Just Discovered One of the Fastest Jets Ever in a Radio-Quiet Galaxy - The Daily Galaxy

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

"Brokeback Mountain" broke hearts on the big screen, and it's back to do it again - Salon.com

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Geologists Just Cracked Open a 500-Million-Year Mystery in the Grand Canyon — What They Found Is Rewriting Earth’s History - Indian Defence Review

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do people really never face any hidden costs or surprises with surgeries in countries with single-payer healthcare like the NHS?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

How scientists discovered 200-million-year-old species thought to be extinct - MSN